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30 Days of Dragon Age~

Day 3 - Least Favourite Character

Origins: Rendon Howe

I don’t think this needs further explanation. The things that happen to dumb teenagers in slasher movies pale in comparison to the things I want to do to Rendon Howe. Seriously. At least Bhelen redeemed part of himself when he gave the casteless a chance at, well, life.

Awakenings: Velanna

It’s not that I hate her or anything. I just don’t know her well enough. There’s really nothing else to say.

DA2: Elthina … maybe Orsino?

I cannot stand people who have power and still choose to stand idly by while a group of people get systematically abused. Look, I don’t expect her to abolish the Circle or anything. It would be totally ridiculous to expect her to radically change the system like that, but it’s obvious that the mages of the Kirkwall Circle suffer more than, say, the Ferelden Circle, and I think if she really wanted to, Elthina could’ve at least ‘toned down’ the abuses brought down on the mages there (sure, she rejected the Tranquil solution, but did she do anything about how mages like Karl Thekla were treated? About how the tranquil in The Gallows were beaten up by Templars whenever their goods were stolen? I could go on and on …). Oh, did I just go a little Anders over there? Well, I’m not sorry. Not at all.

Orsino makes the list beacuse of what he did at the end. Remember when I said I liked it when people didn’t make sense? Well, that’s true, but not to the point when someone doesn’t make sense so much that the only possible explanation is they’re downright bloody stupid. Seriously, bro, we were winning. I see no reason for him to pull of the shit that he did, especially when a few days ago, when his chances seemed more bleak, he was still all for peace, no blood magic, and absolutely no crazy dipshit abomination time.

Surprisingly enough, I don’t really hate Meredith as much as I thought I would. You know, Gamlen was going to make the list because he was such a dick in Act 1. Actually, he stays a dick all throughout the game, but when I think about it, he’s a dick with whom I can relate. He’s a classic Loki, too, without the whole supervillain thing, and you know everybody loves a Loki, so there you go.

that one tumblr user you respect so much but you’re too creepy and socially awkward to make interaction with them so you just watch them from afar and longingly stroke their icon every time they come up on your dash

(Source: hyannah)